An Open Letter to the Coke Commercial Haters

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Dear Insane Bigot,

Seriously? You don’t like this commercial? Have you ever stepped foot out of your home? This nation is filled with people of different colors, nationalities, and sexual preferences. You may not agree with them, but I don’t agree with your inbred ass-raping pastor, or who-ever-the-fuck taught you to think this way.

How can you not see that you are on the wrong side of history?

Let me ask that again, for the slow ones, because there are a lot of you. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY?? Hating a group of people because they speak a different language, look different or are different than your stupid backwards ass is WRONG. I don’t care who you are or where you come from, hate is wrong, you stupid fucking Nazi.

And also, where the fuck do you think you came from? No foreign languages in your lineage? (Lineage means the morons who procreated to make you.) No filthy colored people among your ancestors? Do you believe your family descended directly from Jesus? BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU ARAB, YOU STUPID FUCK.

America has been a nation for a tiny fraction of time compared to the rest of the world. And it was built by and for foreigners. Less than a hundred years ago is most likely when your stupid relatives came to this nation. So shut the fuck up.

And for the gay haters, go find an oven and stick your head in it. See if your homophobic God gives a fuck when your stupid hateful ass dies with a melted head. You stupid fuck.



[Coke Commercial]


Meg is a redhead from Cleveland who really excels at drinking wine.